Princess Chastity glided gracefully across the prairie her long red hair flowed behind her like a brilliant flame caught in the wind. Her sparkling blue green eyes seemed to flirt both with the bright sky above as well as the lush grass beneath her dainty feet, and her fair skin glowed with delight to show the morning sun, whose rays had decorated her with delicate freckles, the exquisite art more lovely than any wrought with mortal hands.
Presently she came upon a horny toad.
"Hay, how’s about giving us a kiss?" said the Horny Toad.
"Oh, are you a noble prince who has been placed under a transmorphic spell by an evil sorceress?" ask Princess Chastity.
"What’s that got to do with it?" replied the Horny Toad, "Look, are you going to kiss me, or do I have to find another beautiful princess?"
"But there are no other beautiful princesses in this story." said Princess Chastity.
"Like there are an abundance of other horny toads?" said the Horny Toad, "now how’s about less jawing and more kissing."
"But it is not very pleasant to kiss a horny toad." objected Princess Chastity.
"And I suppose you think it is some great fun to kiss a knobble prince?" said the Horny Toad, "Look sweetheart, the fact is you are going to have the lion’s share of the cuteness no matter who your kissy partner is. So your best bet is to just use him as a means to vicariously enjoy your own beauty, and I can assure you I'll enjoy you at least as much as any old stinking noble prince."
And so it was that Princess Chastity kissed the horny toad and they lived happily ever after.
THE END
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